People and cannabis sometimes seem to have a very strange relationship. From drinking it too, to getting high with it, to literally sticking it up the butt, people are experimenting heavily with new and original ways of having sex while being high. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Here’s the top weirdest list.
1. A Woman Drank A Bottle Of Cannabis Foria Lube
After drinking a bottle of cannabis lube that contained 450 mg of THC, Mira Gonzalez ended up being high for the next three days. There ya go champ.
2. Sticking Cannabutter Up The Butt Hole Is A Thing
Cannabutter in the butt is said to give the user a euphoric high because you’re literally shoving it up into the bloodstream. Oh and apparently people are using sharpies to get it up there. SHARPIES!
3. One Guy Got High And Dressed Up His Dog As His Girlfriend
So does he just dress her up as his girlfriend, or does the creepiness continue into something else? Yuck.
4. A Woman Got So High She Puffed A Cigarette With Her Vagina
First, off how did she inhale? Second, were you also smoking cannabis through your vagina? So many questions.
5. A Lucky Lady Got Busy On A Fire Ant Hill Baked As Hell
Sativa or Indica, y’all should know if ants are getting in your privates.
6. Someone Admitted To Just Falling Asleep During The Big O
WORST SEX EVER! How are you going to do bae like that?
7. Some Baked Bruh Got Road Head Driving Next To A Cop
Respect must be given to this guy. Breaking the law, breaking the law!
8. A Lady Fell Asleep And Woke Up Orgasming From The Touch Of A Sheet
9. The first Date Gone SO Wrong
A woman named Lina went on a date with a guy who got so high that he ended up laying in bed whimpering, “I’m so high, I’m so so high.” She ended up watching Mean Girls making this the worst blind date of all time.
10. A Couple Got Cock Blocked By A Bunch Of Stoners
A college couple was feeling a little freaky on a bench when all of a sudden two old ass stoners decided to come up and toke right next to them. Stoners don’t care if your close, we’re going to smoke on a bench no matter what.
11. The Tinder F*ck Up
A lady left her Tinder date at a house party to go hook up with another guy. We feel your pain buddy.
12. A Very Paranoid Gal Pulled The Dick Out Of Her Vag
After 22-year-old Claire had smoked a doobie, she got so paranoid during sex that she wiggled off the penis out of her vagina, threw herself across the room, grabbed her clothes, and left. There is no other more awkward way to let a one night stand.
Don’t get us wrong, sex and weed are infinitely better and can enhance the Big O by a ton. Just don’t have had an embarrassing story like these guys after your pot induced hook up.