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7 Essentials For The Ultimate Weed Smoker’s Dorm Room

7 Essentials For The Ultimate Weed Smokers Dorm Room

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7 Essentials For The Ultimate Weed Smoker’s Dorm Room

Are you a weed smoker? Need help with knowing which things you need to trick out your dorm room?

Are you off to start your college career, or returning for another semester? Have you been dreaming all summer of reuniting with friends and enjoying what many call the four best years of their lives? Or are you just looking forward to smoking weed without your parents peering over your shoulder? No matter if you’re a freshman or a senior, you’re going back-to-school shopping, so why not make it worth it?  Here are some essentials for any stoner’s dorm room to add to your list.

The Silibong

7 Essentials For The Ultimate Weed Smoker's Dorm Room

If we have to choose a smoking device that encapsulates the classic college weed smoker’s experience, it’s definitely the bong. While the downside for traditional glass bongs is their breakability and constant upkeep—let’s be honest, bong maintenance shouldn’t be your major concern while studying for finals—the upside is that it’s the future, and even classics can get makeovers every now and then. If you’re looking for something that can withstand any dorm room party, the Silibong is a must-have.

The Price

$39.99

The Good

Made from 100% FDA-approved food grade silicone, this bendable bong is just as safe to smoke as a standard glass model, if not more so. Its standout feature is its suction cup base, you can literally stick it and smoke it on any surface without worrying about it toppling over and soaking your carpet with bong water. The SiliBong is dishwasher safe and easier to clean than pretty much anything out there, this silicone bong is perfect for stashing away without worrying about damaging it if your RA pays an unexpected visit.

The Bad

While the Silibong is definitely one of the most versatile and unique bongs on the market, the fact of the matter is it’s still a bong. If you want to be discreet about getting high in your dorm room, shove a towel under your door and open your windows—otherwise, the ever-lovely smell of cannabis might get you in trouble with your college administration.


The Holmes Smoke Grabber Ashtray

7 Essentials For The Ultimate Weed Smoker's Dorm Room

As we’ve already established, cannabis odor is probably a college stoner’s biggest issue when it comes to smoking in your dorm room. While a smokeless ashtray won’t take care of the problem entirely, it’ll definitely help clear the air. If you want a cost-effective product that will get the job done, the Holmes Smoke Grabber Ashtray is your best choice.

The Price

$10.99

The Good

The Holmes Smoke Grabber comes with a lid and a carbon filter to mitigate any lingering, telling smells you don’t want your entire dormitory floor to know about. Easy to clean—like the Silibong, it can even go through the dishwasher—you only need a couple of D batteries to make it tick. And don’t worry about stocking up on replacement filters: the Smoke Grabber already comes with one.

The Bad

Where there’s weed smoke, there’s someone smoking weed. The Holmes Smoke Grabber can definitely alleviate a problem with lingering scent, but it’s not a total failsafe.


RYOT One Hitter

7 Essentials For The Ultimate Weed Smoker's Dorm Room

The Price

$44.00

The Good

One of the best one hitters on the market—if not the best one hitter on the market—the RYOT Large Aluminum “Super” Magnetic taster box is more or less the golden standard of dugouts. (Or gun metal standard of dugouts, if you’re going to go with our model recommendation.) Sleek and sexy, this model’s magnetic top is great for storage and stronger than their wooden or acrylic models.

The Bad

Again, this isn’t really the most discreet way to consume cannabis in your dorm room, so this model might be better for off-campus usage if you’re worried about getting caught.


RAW Rolling Machine

7 Essentials For The Ultimate Weed Smoker's Dorm Room

Let’s say you’re heading to a party and you want to pre-roll a neat joint for some fun on-the-go. Whatever your skill level, nothing can compare to the efficiency of a machine-rolled spliff, and for that, your dorm room will need a quality roller. Our suggestion? Get a RAW roller.

The Price

$4.89

The Good

Made in Indonesia with a German eco-friendly hemp plastic and vinyl, these rollers are sturdy, ethically produced, and a lot more durable than your average manual machine. RAW’s rollers come in a variety of sizes—from 70mm all the way to 110mm—so whether you prefer longer or shorter joints, RAW has the right size for you. An added bonus: it comes with an extra apron.

The Bad

Some reviewers say that the apron can be a bit stiff, but the low-cost and high quality of this roller more or less makes up for it.


PAX 3 Vape Pen

7 Essentials For The Ultimate Weed Smoker's Dorm Room

While you might not be able to technically vape indoors according to your school’s policy, that doesn’t mean you won’t be able to get away with it. When it comes to your dorm room, vaping e-juice can be an attractive alternative to smoking flower: while a portable vaporizer gives off a somewhat detectable odor, it’s nowhere near as pungent or telling as puffing traditional flower. And if you ask us, that vape pen should be the PAX 3.

The Price

$279.99

The Good

The PAX 3 is a versatile pen that can be used with either flower or vape juice, and has an incredibly quick heat-up time at 15 seconds. Considering that it’s priced the same as when its predecessor the PAX 2 was released and can do even more even better, this vape is a lovely addition to any weed smoker’s dorm room Mecca.

The Bad

This vape might be top-of-the-line, but for the average college student’s typical budget, it’s expensive AF. Guess you’ll have to get a summer job to save up for this baby.


SneakGuard Storage Container

7 Essentials For The Ultimate Weed Smoker's Dorm Room

A lot of people tend to forget that in a college environment, storage is just as essential a smokage, if not even more so. Your storage container is like a personal security system: it protects you and your stash from potential theft or harm. Key requisites for a storage container is the ability to conceal your stash from prying eyes and the ability to seal odor in and keep it as fresh as it can be. So what better than the SneakGuard, a bonafide weed burglary safe?

The Price

$60.16

The Good

An airtight vessel for flower, e-juice, and edibles alike, the SneakGuard is outfitted with an actual code, with you as the sole key master. Its compact frame makes it easy to hide in your closet and under your bed. Safe and secure storage for your and your weed, indeed.

The Bad

…just don’t forget the code, okay?


The Sploofy

7 Essentials For The Ultimate Weed Smoker's Dorm Room

If you’re attending university in a place that has actual seasons, chances are you’re going to want to avoid the cold as much as you can during the frigid winter months. Which means, of course, that you’re going to want to smoke up indoors. Considering that your RA might catch a whiff of something if you choose to do so (pun intended), you’re going to need an air filter to pull off an odorless dorm room toke. So meet your new best friend: the Sploofy

The Price

$19.99

The Good

Gone are the days of homemade air filters made out of cardboard toilet rolls and dryer sheets. If you need to get away with a stealthy scentless smoke, the Sploofy is the ultimate tool for you. Made out of hearty plastic, the Sploofy’s HEPA air filtration system eliminates a guaranteed 99.97% of odorous particles, and the filters themselves are designed to last far longer than the average bear, or, you know, sploof.

The Bad

…we can’t really come up with a negative to this one. It’s number one for a reason, after all.

Final Hit: The Ultimate Essentials for the Weed Smoker’s Dorm Room

So there you have it: your complete back-to-school checklist for your favorite cannabis-themed college extracurricular activity. The only thing possibly better than having these puppies in your college dorm room is somehow getting extra credit for smoking in the first place. Remember, young minds: work hard, play hard.

J.E. Reich

J.E. Reich is a Brooklyn-based GRD staff writer and a former night/weekend editor at Jezebel. Their work has appeared in Slate, the Toast, the Forward, the Huffington Post, and elsewhere.

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