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A Cannabis Infused Chocolate Mold Of Your Butthole

A Cannabis Infused Chocolate Mold Of Your Butthole

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A Cannabis Infused Chocolate Mold Of Your Butthole

Chocolate Butthole Mold

It started as an experiment in self-pleasure, and like most experiments, the first run didn’t quite go as expected… “I poured the stuff in me bum, and it all run past me nuts into me face,” says Magnus Irvin, the mad-genius behind the “Edible Anus.” Irvin had the brilliant idea to make a chocolate mold of his anus and then use that cast to create chocolate candy buttholes. That’s chocolate anuses, molded straight from the body of the man himself.

“The perfect gift, for friends or enemies,” boasts the Edible Anus website. Packaged in threes inside a sleek, embossed box, Irvin’s buttholes are made of 100 percent pure Belgian chocolate.

Customers can choose from white chocolate, dark chocolate, caramel filled, and of course, fudge.

But there seems to be something essential missing from Irvin’s edible anus idea: cannabis.

Who else could appreciate the intricate beauty and tasteful form of the marvel we call the human butthole, but people with enough THC in their blood to send them to outer space?

A Cannabis Infused Chocolate Mold Of Your Butthole

Someone should convince Magnus to offer cannabis-infused edible anuses in his line of kinky confections.

With tastes and sensations elevated by the cannabinoids swirling in the rich fats of the chocolate, customers would enjoy every ridge and ripple of their edible assholes.

Irvin also offers top-tier customers the opportunity to cast their anuses into chocolate molds. Be the life of the party and get all your friends stoned by handing them superbly life-like chocolate edibles in the shape of your very own butthole.

And for really special occasions, Edible Anus also offers a line of precious metal buttholes all puckered up in exquisite detail.

Right now, Edible Anus is offering a limited run of one hundred silver anuses, each weighing in at 55 grams of hallmarked solid
silver.

Or perhaps an engraved crystal glass anus is more up your ally? Open up the presentation box, and a switch inside illuminates the finely detailed glass crystal from underneath to reveal its true beauty and depth of color. You’ve never seen a butthole look so beautiful before.

These expertly crafted butthole artworks invite you to contemplate the beauty of the human form in all its glory.

For just $38.95, the company will ship you five boxes of white, milk and dark chocolate brown eyes that no reasonable person could refuse. Bon appétite!


That’s what we call a bad-ass gift!

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Imagine the conversations you’ll spark using Edible Anus’ special edition solid bronze butthole as a paperweight on your desk at work!

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Check out the full video on how to turn your butthole into candy.

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Adam Drury

Adam is a staff writer for Green Rush Daily who hails from Corvallis, Oregon. He’s an artist, musician, and higher educator with deep roots in the cannabis community. His degrees in literature and psychology drive his interest in the therapeutic use of cannabis for mind and body wellness.

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